A story about Nortelrye
He rear-ended somebody while tying a cherry stem in a knot with his tongue.
One time, in an attempt to aid my opponent in winning, stagebunny tried to distract me from playing Guitar Hero by pantsing me. I had to do half the song (More Than a Feeling by Boston) with my shorts around my ankles and nothing between me and everyone else but my guitar.
I still won.
She’ll have to try something better next time.
He wants to be Bubbles fron ‘The Powerpuff Girls’, but he can’t because I am.